I am Your Boyfriend, Not the Vampire - A Drarry Fanfic

IAYBNTV bitey bitey

Draco was angry. Like very angry. Like imagine a huge swarm of bees that are angry for no reason because bees are always just angry. 

That's how angry Draco was by this bite.

"How did you get this?" Draco demanded angrily to his Hazza. 

This was going to be a long story, Draco could tell so he moved to sit on the couch, very close to where Harry was lying. Very close. 

"Well you see," started Hazza.

"I was riding on a boat in the great lake when Edward starts walking towards me across the water although I didn't think to question this, but looking back at it, he might actually be Jesus, but that doesn't matter, he can feed me fish and bread any day."

Draco thought Hazza was going off topic as this wasn't explaining how he got the bite very well but Hazza kept talking.

"He walked up to my boat and told me he wanted to talk about some stuff and he asked me if I was in love with him and I told him idk, maybe but I also like Cho Chang."

Ron butted in with his stupid voice at this point and said "Cho Chang and I totally did it in the potions storeroom in the 4th floors, 3rd corridor, so I would really get over this thing you have for her because trust me she doesn't like you back."

Harry seemed unfazed by this revelation. Maybe he didn't like Cho Chang at all and it was all just a cover up for him being totally very much not into girls. 

"Anyway," Hazza continued. "I was like nah and Edward Cullen was like good because me and Cedric are dating, and I said, don't you think it's weird you too look exactly alike, and he said no, that's really normal where I come from, but idk where that is so it's like whatever. Although he did mention that he had a twin brother who he was separated from at birth but he doesn't think that's Cedric because he's pretty sure that twin is dead because otherwise he'd be able to sense the twin was still alive with twinstincts. So Edward said good, I just wanna make sure because I really want you and Draco to get together cause that would be the cutest couple," Hazza stopped and turned to Draco after momentarily forgotting he was there and told he to cover his ears. Draco did but only just so he could still hear. 

"And anyway I was like ehhhh, maybe like he's hot but I don't think he'll like me back and also he's a douchebag but he has a nice butt but idk, and Edward was like just go for it so yeah I might but I'm not sure yet."

Ron and Hermione nodded in agreement, Draco pretended he hadn't heard but inside his heart was doing weird flippy flops. Hazza nodded to Draco so he took his hands off his ears. 

"So then he tried to get in the boat because he was too tired to walk back to shore but he tripped and fell on me and accidentally bit me and that's about it."

"OHhhh" said Draco. 

He was glad that it was all a misunderstanding but Hazza was still going to become a vampire and that was an issue.

Lucky Draco knew the cure, but it wasn't going to be incredibly easy.

What up people who are reading this.

Sorry for the lonngggggggggggggggggg wait but I've had things to do surprisingly.

I think this chapter might make up for it tho. I'm really excited to keep writing this and I hope you all enjoy reading this too.

I know this book is just so good but I'm probs wrapping it up in like 5-10 chapters so give me your predictions on how it'll go.

Lots still to come tho ahahahahahahahaha

Okay bye

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