I am Your Boyfriend, Not the Vampire - A Drarry Fanfic

I am your boyfriend:

Harry awoke in pitch darkness. Draco was not with him.

He had a very weird dream about Draco rescuing him from two evil dragons, dressed in shining armour.

He was the princess of course, and then they kissed and it was magical, but that could never happen, because Harry wasn't gay.

Well, he wasn't gay until he saw Edward Cullen. he was so god damn sexy that Harry fell instantly in love.

Edward was in the hospital ward, getting some herbal tea so he could sleep when Harry woke up from his coma and weird dream.

Edward looked over at him and smiled, his fangs not visible in the dark but his orbs were glowing gold.

Harry decided he could look into his orbs forever.

Edward Cullen walked over to Harry's bedside table and sat down, looking a the little nerd. he wanted touring his blood, but he didn't.

"Who are you?" Asked harry.

"I am Edward Cullen and I am a vampire."

"Oh, okay, cool. what house are you in?"

"Hufflepuff," replied Edward Cullen glumly.

"Dude that sucks, that means that you really aren't important to the plot of hogwarts and are probably just here to make sandwiches and be comic relief."

"I know, at least the scarf of sexuality sorted me as gay."

"Wicked," replied Harry.

Suddenly rom barged in. "Hey, that's my line."

"Is your blood as red as your hair?" Asked Edward Cullen.

"Redder."

"Wicked."

"Yeah! Wicked!" replied Ron and Harry at the same time.

"Jinx!" Cried Ron. "Now you have to but me a butter beer."

Harry sulked. 

Edward Cullen laughed. 

Then Ron disappeared and Harry was left with Edward Cullen.

Edwards orbs quickly skimmed over Harry and Harry shivered. 

"Hey do you know Cedric?"

"Cedric Diggory? Yeah, me and him are doing the triwizard tournament together. The first task is in a week. Why are you asking?"

"I was just wondering what you thought of him."

"He's a really cool guy."

"I thought so. We're dating now."

Harry was really bummed out because he really wanted to date Edward Cullen even though he was dating Cedric.

Edward Cullen left after a while.

Harry tried to think about how hot Cho Chang was and how he was going to ask her to the Yule ball, but Edward Cullen was way to gorgeous and unfortunately, he knew he was going to be gay forever now. 

He got up and he collapsed to the ground just as Draco walked back into the room. 

He picked him up and set him on the bed. 

He decided that he was going to nurse Harry back to health because he loved him.

Hey guys.

Are you getting Drarry vibes? Maybe? I'm feeling Hedward myself. Such interesting developments.

Hope you enjoy

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