I am Your Boyfriend, Not the Vampire - A Drarry Fanfic

The Child - 12

Wizarding pregnanancies work differently to human pregegnancies. 

Draco knew this because he was a pregnant expert. Hermione had only become pregnananana about 2 months ago and even as they talked, Draco could see the baby bump growing at a rapid rate. She would be ready to pop in about 7 hours, Draco could tell.

This wouldn't be a problem, except that Draco knew that there weren't many safe places in Hogwarts to have a child. So Draco went to the only person he thought that he could maybe kinda trust if it was his last option which it was.

Snape.

Draco knew about Snape's secret room after he snuck down there with Edward Cullen and he knew that that was really quite an okay place to give birth in this school. In a room full of rainbows and stampeding unicorns.

Draco jumped up from Hermione and told her not to worry too much although she should definitely be worried quite a bit and that he would be right back.

Draco ran all around the castle many times looking for Snape but not was okay because Draco was very fit. Very fit. And Draco wished that Hazza could see him now being so fit. But Hazza could not she Draco being very fit because he was out chasing a vampire man who already had a boyfriend. 

Draco eventually ventured down into the dungeons to try and see if Snape was hiding in his secret room again.

The dungeons were still very scary and Draco wouldn't tell anyone that he peed himself a little, but he did. 

This time he didn't have Edward Cullen with him to open the door to Snape's secret but really not so secret room that Snape was still sure no one knew about. So Draco didn't know how to get into the room to try and find Snape so he decided to try knocking even though it was a really stupid idea.

It wasn't a stupid idea.

Snape opened the door in barely no time, knowing of Draco's approach. 

Before Snape could say anything Draco had already started talking.

"Mr Snape Sir Mister Snape man dog, Hermione is very preggers and she gon burst in a couple hours and y'all know that Hogwart isn't a safe place to have a babe and I was wondering if she could have her child in your secret room because its the best place.

Snape looked mad but in the end he knew this was all a part of his plan. So he just sighed heavily and muttered that he'd need to tie the unicorns up so they wouldn't trample the baby.

Draco cried from happiness but he wouldn't tell anyone that but trust me he definitely cried. Although he didn't know why because he doesn't even like Hermione that much, she's still quite ugly and a little bit sad.

He ran off again, running up to the Gryffindoor common room in a very fit manner. Draco didn't know this but Hazza was hiding in the shadows watching Draco run. He looked very gay but quite fit.

Draco made it to Hermione and grabbed her and carried her down to the secret room and prepared for a long night ahead.

Snape watched on from the side and smiled to himself. 

Things were playing out nicely.

Duck duck guck am I right ?