Firestar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHADOW CLAN IS TRYING TO TAKE STEAL OUR TERRITORY!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE NEED TO FIGHT!!!!
Jayfeather: I'll get my herbs ready!
Firestar: BRAMBLECLAW, SANDSTORM, BRIGHTHEART, THORNCLAW, SQUIRRELFLIGHT, LIONBLAZE,IVYPOOL, DOVEWING, CHERRYPAW, MOLEPAW, SPIDERLEG, BIRCHFALL AND CLOUDTAIL FOLLOW MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Battle patrol: *thunders out of camp whale grabbing phones*
At the battle....
Blackstar: mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!! we're taking Thunder clan land!!!
Firestar: THUNDER CLAN ATAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dovewing: (whale fighting Olivenose) Selfie! (Her and Olivenose's faces all shmushed against each others paws)
Brambleclaw: Selfie!! (Whale shooting giant gun) PEW!!!!
Firestar: (whale sissy fighting with Blackstar) SELFIE!!!!!
Flash from camera hurts Blackstar's eyes
Blackstar: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!!!! SHADOW CLAN RETREAT!!!!
Thunderclan: YAYYYYYYYYY WE BEAT SHADOW CLAN!!!
Back at camp......
Everyone is showing their selfies to every one who didn't go
Lillykit: Wow Dovewing the battle looked awsome through your selfies!
Dovewing: Thanks!
Every one then posts their selfies on Facebook And all the Shadow Clan cats give a thumbs down
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Sooooo how'd ya like it??!! I think it was pretty good And this is only the beginning of an awesome spoofy journey! ~Sparkspirit
B.T.W. If you were wondering who Sparkspirit is She is my made up warrior cat. :)
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