Jayfeather: *Sitting on cliff with Stick*The sunset is pretty :)
Stick:.......... (Jay? I-I need to tell you something)
Sparkspirit: WOAH!!! SOMEONE CAN CALL YOU JAY AND YOU WON'T KILL THEM!?!?!?
Jayfeather: *Stiffens but ignores* What Stick? WHAT!?!?
Stick:.......................... (Umm welll, I-I'm pregnant with your kits..)
Jayfeather: Really!?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA BE A DADA! I'M GONNA BE A DADA!!
Later......
Jayfeather: HEY EVERYONE I'M GONNA BE A DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Lionblaze: Wow Jay, you haven't been this happy since you had that catmint crave...
Sparkspirit: I haven't heard anything about this catmint crave! *Has very hurt look on face.*
Loinblaze: I'll tell ya about it sometime!
*Fast forwards time afther Stick gave birth*
Jayfeather: Oh Stick, ourkits are beautiful!
3 black stick cats= kits
Stick:................ (Yes, they are)
Jayfeather: Let's name them Stickkit, Jaykit, and Meowkit!
Meowkit: Meow?
So, guys, how'd you like it? I was chillin' in my room and came up with this therory: When Jayfeather and Stick have kits they would have, STICK KITS!!!!!!! Am I NOT ingenious!?!?
~Sparky
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