Spark: Welcome one and all to our brand-new show: RANGERS REACT!!!!!!
Spark: In this new show, we will be putting our favorite rangers into random scenarios and seeing their reactions. For the first Rangers React, our rangers will be reacting tooooooooooooooooo
Spark:...... Oh. oh. oh dear. Oh my.
Director: WHAT'S THE HOLD UP??!?!? JUST READ THE DANG CARD ALREADY!!
Spark: ourrangerswillbereactingtonocoffee
Director: SPEAK CLEARLY!!! WITH ENTHUSIASM!!!!!!!!!
Spark: Our rangers will be reacting toooo: All coffee in the world disappearing!
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Will: Crawls under bed crying, Dies.
Halt: Explodes out of pure rage.
Gilan: Hallucinates and "follows his own advice"
Crowley: Drops dead on the spot.
Ranger Corps: Cease to exist.
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Spark: Well, that was fast! Join us next time on Rangers React!
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