Lionblaze: *limps into camp* JAY-JAY!!!!
Jayfeather: What now Lionblaze? And it's Jayfeather not Jay-Jay.
Lionblaze:JAY-JAY! I HAVE A THORN IN MY PAW I THINK I'M DYING!!!!
Jayfeather:*sighs* you wont die of a thorn in your paw and it's not Jay-Jay. *pulls out thorn* there now lick it clean until it stops bleeding.
Lionblaze: JAY-JAY THAT THORN REALLY HURT!!! THANKS JAY-JAY!!
Jayfeather: *growls* it's not Jay-Jay!
Lionblaze: *Sees all of the kits playing outside* mwa ha ha!!
Lionblaze:hey kits!
Kits: ya Wionbwaze?
Lionblaze: You're probably hungry after all that hard playing!
Kits: uh hu!
Lionblaze: See Jayfeather over there? Go to him and yell as loud as you can: Jay-Jay I'm hungry!
Kits: Okie!!
Kits: *all run over to Jayfeather and swarm over him*JAY-JAY I'M HUNGRY JAY-JAY I'M HUNGRY JAY-JAY I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay-jay: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU TOO!!!!????
Sparkspirit: Oopsy!
Lionblaze: *roling on the floor laughing* AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather: *Stomps over to Lionblaze*
Sparkspirit: seeee I said feather instead of jay
Jayfeather: Thank you!!!!
Jayfeather: YOU SET THIS UP DIDN'T YOU!?!?
Lionblaze: *gasping for breath* yes! And it was HILARIOUS!!!!
Jay-Jay: *explodes*
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Oh poor poor Jay-Jay...... but I have to agree with Lionblaze it was hilarious!!! Sorry Jay-Jay Maybe one day you'll get your revenge on Lionblaze... one day maybe... ~Sparkspirit
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