Brakenfur: Ok apprentices! Today you will learn the most important part of being a warrior!
Lillypaw: Killing!
Brakenfur: No Lillypaw. Gourging! Since it's so important, only the leader can teach it!
Firestar: That's my cue!
Firestar: As you all have learned, gourging is very important in being a warrior. So to start off we will be learning gourging on an easily gorgeable food.
Lillypaw: Death!
Firestar: Um, nooooo. *gulps* The food is, waffles.
All the apprentces: *Pull out waffles* YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Amberpaw: Will you show us how to gorge waffles? *Shows big sad cute eyes* Pweeesssssssseeeeeeee?!
Firestar: *Covers eyes to avoid Amberpaw's cuteness* Fine. Watch closely. I'll do it ONCE! *Gorges up plate of waffles fast as possibel* Bleargh! *Shudders* That was awful!
Apprentices: *Gorge up all the waffles on their plates*
Firestar: To practice gorging, I want you to only eat by gorging. watch Graystripe especaly if you forget how to gorge.
Lillypaw: Imma go kill something now...
Good job Flamey! You gorged a whole plate of waffles!! *appplause* ~Sparkspirit
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RandomHallo to all! This is the Official Book of FANDOM Spoofs!!! To those who are new, This was originally a Warrior cats spoof book, so the first 20 or so will be Warrior cats spoofs. And they are from a long time ago, so after the last chain of Warrior...
