In the dark forest...
Brokenstar: Hem hem forest mates get in a circle
Snowtuft: how come?...
Brokenstar: we are doing a sharing time with why we want to kill the clans so we want to kill the clans even more
Tigerstar: ok....
Brokenstar: I'll go first, I want to kill the clans because a Shadow clan kit sat on my peanut butter cookie...
Tigerstar: I want to kill the clans because Bluestar treaded on my cheese burger! T-T T-T T-T
Snowtuft: I want to kill the clans because they wouldn't let me tap dance on the great rock!
Mapleshade: I want to kill the the clans because they wouldn't let me play monster truck with my monster truck!
Thistleclaw: I want to kill the clans because they wouldn't play barbies with me!
Darkstripe: I want to kill the clans because they wouldn't go to Justin Bieber Concerts With me.
Clawface: I want to kill the clans because They wouldn't play rainbow sparkle princess fairies with me...
Brokenstar: ooooooohh Now I want to kill them even more...* flexes claws in dirt*
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Wow those are some good reasons to want to kill the clans... Especely Tigerstar's reason....
Sorry if I forgot any dark forest cats... ~Sparkspirit
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