ARIES: idk i've always been told not to trust??
TAURUS: taurus are bulls right? they're fucking cool.
GEMINI: aesthetic. dan howell. everyone says to not trust. idk dan howell. But i trust him.
CANCER: im cancer so cancers are cool as fuck go us keep being cool ily
LEO: wait thats a sign
VIRGO: i mean p cool ive never met one but they sound cool probably shouldnt fuck with them
LIBRA: libra? more liBRO dude they're totallu dude bro yes hi you're cool totally
SCORPIO: fucking cool as shit nobody fucks with them
SAGITTARIUS: i feel like they own sea horses idk. like cool thats your hobby. we get it. dont gotta be weird about it tho.
CAPRICORN: they enjoy corny jokes. often the ones telling them. virgo pretends they hate the jokes but really enjoy them.
AQUARIUS: MY SWEET BABY PHIL LESTER AQUARIUS ARE THE SWEETEST PEOPLE WE MUST PROTECT AND CUDDLE
PISCES: okay wait. capricorn tell the jokes. and their jokes have pisces left to pieces laughing. see what i did there? god this post is gonna be a mess
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...
