Aries : Stop jiggling my leg fat
Taurus: I put on hemp lotion and now my cat won't stop licking my hand.
Gemini: I love you
Cancer: LEGO ALERT (inside joke)
Leo: Do you wanna massage my shoulders?... No not in a sexual way.
Virgo: You're cute
Libra: Screw this homework
Scorpio: Cuddle with me
Sagittarius: I burned my ass
Capricorn: How come my hands are always freezing? *bf* (so I can warm them up) :))))
Aquarius: You should eat this Dorito.
Pisces: Carry me so I can sleep?
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...
