Aries: Hey where did the knives go? I'm pretty sure they were all in the drawer when I last checked. glares at Taurus
Taurus: How am I supposed to know? I don't screw with your junk.
Gemini: Hehe... That's what she said.
Cancer: You think that's funny Gemini? Is it as funny as when you clogged the toilet? continues to plunge toilet
Leo: Hey uh, Cancer? The upstairs one is clogged too... I dunno why...
Virgo: Hey guys why isn't Netflix working? Is the wifi off? What's going on? breathes heavily
Libra: Lol do you think Virgo's going to realize we haven't paid the wifi bill?
Scorpio: Wait is there even a payment on wifi?
Sagittarius: Ugh you're both so stupid this is wHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS smashes vase
Capricorn: THAT WAS MY GOLDFISHES ASHES WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIINNNGGG???!?!
Aquarius: sweats wait what are taxes are we supposed to do something with them hyperventilates
Pisces: is already packing up to move
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Zodiac Signs
AcakThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...
