aries - last to the top, determined to get up there even if they have to use their teeth
taurus - doesnt attempt climbing, chillin at the bottom w/trail mix
gemini - almost was the first to the top, then fell and is being bandaged at the bottom by taurus
capricorn - calculated the best way to the top w/virgo and both made it first
libra - brought weed and disappears up the back foot-route w/aquarius
virgo - gives sagittarius a hand up and is blushing for no reason?
sagittarius - second to the top, throws a spare rope down to leo
cancer - third to the top w/scorpio and is just happy to be there
leo - makes it up fourth and goes looking for libra/aquarius with sagittarius
scorpio - yelling at pisces from the top telling them to put their foot on yellow
pisces - stuck in the middle and looks like they're about to laugh, cry, or both
aquarius - shows up with libra leo and sag just as aries makes it up (bleeding) and everyone is now screaming at pisces to uncross their arms
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Zodiac Signs
DiversosThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...
