aries:remain pissy about things even after you prove them wrong, are really good friends, super headstrong, have a weird sense of fashion, obsessive over some things
taurus:are stubborn as hell, tend to be really silly and funny, pretty much everyone likes them, are super friendly and love to talk to people but also value alone time, likes participating in team efforts
gemini:they change their minds a lot, are really horny, are very opinionated, super gay, have really weird idea of romance
cancer:very nosy, they care about the people around them a lot, they feel a lot of feelings but keeps it to themselves and let them out when they're alone, good conversationalists, very good at taking selfies
leo:act like big bad tough guys but are actually babies on the inside, overbearing, take very good care of their loved ones and will do anything for them, can be huge jerks and turn people against you if you rub them the wrong way, have a lot of feelings
virgo:keep all of their emotions bottled up until they just let it all out at once, are a very classy kind of punk rock, are really cool and pretty much everyone has a good opinion of them, very rare that they use their heart over their head, knows how to deal with difficult situations
libra:if they don't like you they won't tell you straight up but they'll give you dirty looks and make it clear they don't like you without saying it, they're really good at the arts, they have really complex/opinionated thoughts about things, are very charming, are very articulate but also lowkey say a ton of garbage
scorpio:are mysterious as hell and you can't get anything out of them unless you pull it out of them, on the inside they really need someone, into kinky garbage, are really hot, cares a lot about their romantic partner to the point where it's almost obsession but they have good intentions always
sagittarius:are really sweet people, focus on the future more than the present, very passionate lovers, have really good hugs, are only very comfortable around people they know very well
capricorn:refuses to tell people about their feelings and only keep it to themselves a lot of the time, organize things in their own way even if its a messy, are really cold but they never mean to be, not very good at having romantic relationships, they don't know how to let go of things
aquarius:when they dislike people they won't actually tell them but they'll tell people really close to them about it, are really good at talking to people, are really shy sometimes, gives good advice, have their heads in the clouds a lot
pisces:are super aloof to everyone, make really good musicians, their minds always pull them in two separate directions, are very protective and deeply love thier romantic partners even if they dont show it, really sassy/sarcastic
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Zodiac Signs
AléatoireThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...