𝗡𝗢 𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗘 | ​ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ!ʙʟʟᴋ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

xlv (white guys)

A/N: idk who was the one who sent me an ask on tumblr recommending me 'inbred' by ethel cain but i am so in love w u its such a good song n it fits no escape so well thank u

A/N 2: now i know who it was big shotout to riri ❤️ anyway HI GUYS WHO MISSED MEEEEE im back~~ I MISSED U ALLLLLLL and ill be posting more often now that im almost done with my internship. Well or ill try cus my laptop exploded. THIS IS GONNA BE SUCH A FUN ARC I HAVE SO MANT IDEAS IM SO EXCITEDDDD AAAA YALL ARENT READY FOR THESE WHITE GUYS😂😂😂👀

also i made a playlist for no escape :> im still on the process of doing tho but yall can go checking it out :) some lyrics might be kinda foreshadowing ;) sune when foreshadowing is like americans when burgers

Ok sune shut ur sybau up ok chill sorry guys

(Playlist link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7hWnyQwLdo9VpBBoINqrnr?si=KXNFlxxpQaGtQ6HKMW9CoQ&pi=WZtkRbAkTlmiq ) (if u cant click it its also on bio) )

You blink.

Like, really blink.

You've really been blinking these past days, but damn, you think this is the first time you actually need to blink to make sure you're not hallucinating what you just saw.

But no, your lashes flutter and that white boy-Alexis, was it?- is indeed softly moaning under his teammate's harsh grip.

Man.

What the actual fuck.

And Kaiser is looking right at you, like he's enjoying just how agitated you look.

You blink again.
Not because you're confused anymore, but because this entire dynamic feels like a fever dream. Or a fanfiction written by someone going through a manic episode. Maybe it's a mix, a fanfic being written inside a fever dream. That'd make more sense than accepting that those guys are genuinely doing that right in front of their team. Your team.

You deadpan, tilting your head.

"What? You gonna yank me by the head too, or is that a Ness-exclusive privilege?"

"..."

Kaiser narrows his eyes.

And then he laughs-actually laughs-like you just told him you personally invented comedy. Oh, and meanwhile, Ness peeks up at you through his bangs like you're a threat to his marriage and he's ready to slice the fuck outta you and cook you into schnitzel or whatever germans eat.

"You're so cute," The cocky blondie smirks, charisma rolling off his tongue, "Etsu~."

Your brows furrow immediately, a vein almost popping from the sudden flexing.

Okay, rewind.

Just rewind a couple weeks- no, just a couple days ago, actually.

Or whenever this hell began.