I kept listening to this song over and over again ever since my concert so, I'll put it in a foreign language. Also, I love Jeric!
I was on a mission with Itachi and Kisame to assasinate aomeone. I was actually supposed to be with Deidara and Sasori to the Sand but I know what'll happen and I didn't want to watch it. It was too sad and devasted and if I were to go there, I would've kill myself too. T^T Sasori! I'm gonna miss you! You were like my other brother that I never had. I always annoyed you and you also annoyed me, I'll miss you. I'll miss you annoying me but I'll miss your presence the most.
"Uh, why are you crying Hinata?" Kisame asked. I fell on my knee and rolled over like an idiot. The both sweatdrop.
"I want to die," I said and kept on weeping. Sasori and Deidara was behind us watching the stupid scene with a sweat drop. I saw Sasori and hugged him to death.
"Are you a virgin?" I asked. They perk up in interest and wonder if he was or not a virgin.
"Yes," he blankly said. They all had their jaws dropped to the ground. I gasped and hit his arm.
"I ain't letting you die a virgin! Come on! Let's find you a mate then you can go ahead and break her heart and die in the end without regrets!" I said and grabbed a hold of his hand was about leave when Itachi pulled my collar.
"And where do you think your going?" Asked Itachi with a tick mark.
"I'm helping Sasori losing his virginity, and if I can't find anyone like him then I'll do it myself." I explained.
"Isn't that raping?" Kisame asked. Is it?
"I dunno, but I know I'm not a virgin so I'm gonna steal his before he go ahead and die." I said. Deidara got a tick mark and smacked my head. Ow!
"Basically we don't have time and I don't want leader to kill me so stop stealing Sasori and go on with our mission!" He yelled. Oho? Am I hearing something there?
"Deidara, are you jealous?" I asked teasing him. He blushed with steam coming out. Similar to Naruto when I told him about Sasuke being his boyfriend and stuff.
"What did you say?!" He asked angrily. Okay, maybe I was wrong.
"Come on, it'll be a quick ride before you even noticed it. Come Sasori, I'll show you a good time." I said seducing him. He looked confused, poor boy. Yeah okay, i don't have a virginity, weird right? Yeah, it was taken by some rouge ninja that I killed when I was young and so I never regret. Because hot damn was that rouge ninja hot! Was it not? Too bad I killed him after. And yes I was blamed to be ashamed of the Hyuuga. I was the one who killed my uncle big deal, I never even killed him with my own hand and yet I get blamed for those dirty rouge ninja work. Most likely I got kidnapped and rape and stuff and luckily I'm not pregnant and stuff cuz well, their sperm has to be strong enough to go through me.
~30 minutes later~
We got out with an expressionless face on. Our clothes werent that wrinkled or smelly. It was the same as it was. Yeah it was no fun since he didn't have any emotion and he kept asking me stupid question like you really don't want to know. Hear the sarcasm, it was really stupid.
"Okay, we can go now." I said boredly. They had their jaws dropped. What? What were they thinking?
"What?" I asked tilting my head raising a brow.
"Didn't you guys do it?" Kisame asked unexpectedly.
"Why wasn't there any sound?" Deidara asked. I start raising a brow. What the hell are these fools talking about?
"Did you use condoms?!" Deidara and Kisame asked Sasori who looked confused at what a condom is.
"What are you guys even talking about? All I took was his virginity and his powers weirdo." I said and they sweat drop.
"That's the thing," Itachi started.
"Did you actually do it with him?" Kisame asked.
"Do what with him? Cant you be specifically clear?" I asked irritiately. They all sigh at my stupidity and look at Sasori hoping he could answer. I swratdropped at the silence, they then look back at me forgetting Sasori stupidness.
"Did you guys have sex?" Deidara asked being specific. Oh, is that what they were asking? Haha, funny.
"No, I said I took his virginity and his powers. I didn't say we we're having sex and stuff." I said. They dropped to the ground. That was all it took?! I chuckled at them and smiled at Sasori.
"Well, goodbye and farewell Sasori. I love you," I said and peck his cheek and left with Itachi and Kisame. Tears roll down my cheek making it hard for me to see clearly. I hit a branch and fell down. Ow! Kisame looked at me worriedly as Itachi carried me through out the day.
"Are you okay little girl?" Kisame finally asked. I nodded wiping my tears.
"What's wrong?" Itachi asked.
"Sasori is going to die," I said. They were shocked.
"How can you be so sure? It hasn't even happened yet, don't assume false rumors." Kisame said trying to make me feel good but it only gets worse.
"I'm not! I'm telling the truth! Why else did I took his virginity and powers? Its so I could remember him!" I yelled at them. It was impossible to tell the future but they seem to believe me.
Its been a long day
Without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
