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!WARNING!

ANG MABABASA NYO PO SA CHAPTER NA ITO AY PURO KAJONGDAEYAN. KAYA KUNG AYAW NYO DI WAG. DI KA PINIPILIT UY! Hahahaha oh yan ! Marami nga pala akong singit dyang linya .. Kung bawal sayo ang corny leave page ka na~ HAHAHAHA!!

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-Bukas hindi na!-

Si Kris nalasing. Nakita si Chen.

Kris: Oy Chen! Ang panget mo!!

Chen: Makapanget toh!! Atleast ako, Di lasing !!

Kris: Eh ako, bukas hindi na lasing, Eh ikaw? Panget pa rin!!

(a/n: wawa si chen wahahaha)

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Chanyeol: Pareng Lay! Buntis na ang Baekhyun wife ko!

Lay: Oh talaga? Sino Ama?!

Chanyeol: *stares*

Lay: Ay! Ibig kong sabihin, congrats!!

Chanyeol: =_____=

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Baekhyun: Yeollie~ Sabi nila cute lang daw ako :3

Chanyeol: Don't worry Baekie! Di rin naman cute yung nagsabi sayo! Kasi MA-GAN-DA ka! ^^

Baekhyun: 0//////0

(A/n: woooh BaekYeol na ituuuu ^0^)
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Minions: BABABA BABANANA..

Kris: The heck? What's your problem with my chin, mga pandak?!

D.O, Suho, and Xiumin: MAKAPANDAK KA NAMAN!! WAG MO LAHATIN!!

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In Class..

Sir Kris: Class, give me an english sentence

D.O: Kai is very Hot! *0*

EXO: oooohhh~~!

Sir Kris: Very good! Sino magtatagalog nung sinabi ni Kyungsoo..?

Chen: Ako po! *raise right hand*

Sir Kris: Sige nga, patunayan mong matalino ka!

Chen: Si Kai ay napaka sunog ^0^

EXO: WOOOOOOH!!!!!

Kai: T^T *walks out*

(a/n: bumabawi si Chen!! woooh jongdae ^^)

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Baekhyun: Sehunnie~ Say..

Makati City ^^

Sehun: Makathi Thiti

Suho: Maknae! Watch your words!!

Baekhyun: WOOOOH BASTOS NA BATAAAA!! HAHAHA

Sehun: =____=

(a/n: lokong Baekla yun ah? Di naawa kay bebe maknae~~ hahaha)

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Once upon a time sa terminal ng tricycle...

Chen: Manong, sa Bayan po!

Manong D.O.: Ikaw lang magisa?!

Chen: *nagkamot ng batok* Hindi po ba kayo kasama?!

(A/n: pilosopo pa mooore!! =___=)

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~EXO EVALUATING IN PHILIPPINES~

Kai: *At jeepney -- saw Badjao's*

-- WAAAH I finally met my relatives ~!! ^0^

*BGM: Peter Pan by EXO*

Kyungsoo: *At Bohol- saw Tarsiers*

-- D___O OMG!! Cousiiiiins!!!!

*BGM: Clarity by Zed*

Chanyeol: *At Palengke -- saw mouse / rats running*

-- Oh hey!! BROTHER!! COME BACK~

*BGM: Invisible by Hunter Hayes*

*** meanwhile ***

Baekhyun: *At Showtime - saw Vice Ganda*

-- WAAAH SISTAAAAH!!!

*BGM: Mah Boy by Sistar*

Other EXO members: =_=

Manager hyung: =_=

Personal Assistants: #=__=

EXO-L: ^0^ HAHAHAHA

(A/N: BWAHAHA NAPAKABAIT NG FANS EH.. HAHAHA WOOOH!! XDDD)

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Author's note: (REAL NA)

Oh tama na muna yan .. Hahahaha enewe, credits to the owner at ung iba sa fb galing! Dun ako sa last joke tawa ng tawa eh hahahaha.. Kayo ba?! Alam ko may jokes kayo dyan! Mind to share?! PM it please~! Guyseu pleaaaasee comment kayo para feel kong may mga readers din akooo Saka inspiration na din while may sakit ang inyong author #=___= Kaya sige na please?!

Yun lang!! Gomawo sa pagbabasa ng previous chapters at mga author's note! Thanks din sa paghihintay ng updates~

I would like to say thank you sa mga magvo-vote at magco-comment.. Please vote and comment! Kamsahamnida~!!

-BethXiu Unnie ^^

EXO MIX~Mga kuwentong kahuhumalingan mo. Tumuklas ngayon