ContestCinderellasShipping
Involves: Brianna, Dawn, Jessie, May, Princess Salvia, Solidad, Ursula, Zoey
Reaction: Presenting to you...the female coordinators in the Pokémon anime! WAIT...Brianna is here...but she's just a freaking COTD. If they were gonna include a COTD, they should have at least included Kelly and Grace (the red-haired girl who laughs a lot, not Serena's mom). Maybe also Savannah. Oh yeah...also Erika from Pacifidlog. Maybe they should have been Drew fangirls to qualify. Uh...Savannah is a freaking fangirl...fanlady...fanwoman...fanmom of Drew. Go, Moms for Pokémon!
Points For: They could enter in one spectacular contest. Let's say a Queen's Contest or something. Who do you bet to win?
Points Against: Only one can win. I'm not saying this in a romantic standpoint, anymore. It's more of a competition thing.
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ContestConnoisseurShipping
Involves: Cilan, Drew, Harley, Kenny, Ricard Nouveau, Robert
Reaction: So...no Timmy Grimm? Or that dad guy Jeremy from the episode 'Weekend Warrior'? Or Joshua? Or BROCK?! Wait...and ASH?
Okay...I was kidding there. It said connoisseur, not prince. Totally fine.
WAIT...where's NANDO?! He's a coordinator and a rival of Dawn's (in a contest setting). I mean...he's kinda fab though.
Points For: Most of them are so fab. Also, the coordinators could compete in a King's Contest. Who's gonna win? Winner gets to be the King of the Queen from the last ship.
Points Against: Kenny is not that fab. Harley too. He's just trying too hard to be fab. Ricard Nouveau is kinda fab. Drew is fab. Robert is so fab. Cilan is the king of the fab. I repeat, Kenny is not that fab.
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ContestIncestShipping
Involves: Drew, Max, Norman, Ruby, Caroline, May
Reaction: Uh...in a familial way...this is very acceptable. I Googled things because I haven't read the manga (Well...I have read 10 chapters already so that's a start). Ruby is also into Pokémon Contests and he is also Norman's son. So...we can say that May, Max and Ruby are siblings. Norman and Caroline are the parents. Drew is probably the in-law. Yeah let's go with that.
Points For: A possibly happy family.
Points Against: This would have been perfect if the word 'incest' wasn't in the ship name.
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ContestRoseShipping
Involves: Brendan and Harley
Reaction: Uh...I'm just gonna jump off a window now. Wait...all the window in my room are shut. *looks for a window in another room* Well this window is too small. I'm just gonna fall down anime style from my chair.
Don't jump off windows, kids. It's very dangerous and it could kill you. If you want to try...make sure the ground is only 2 feet away or less. Wait...you might sprain your ankle. DON'T DO IT!
And there she goes not even discussing about the ship.
I don't have anything to say about it. Why are they named ContestRose? Help me, readers!
Points For: They could be partners-in-crime??? I don't know.
Points Against: If they'd meet, they probably won't like each other.
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ContuckyFriedShipping
Involves: May and her Blaziken
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Pokemon Shipping A-Z
RandomA discussion of the many Pokemon ships...that will mostly be anime. There will be some ships from the games and manga too. This involves a lot of ships, most of them you probably never even heard of. My reference for the ship names is bulbagarden.ne...
