Pokemon Shipping A-Z

CreepRepellant-Defeated

                  

CreepRepellantShipping

Involves: Conway, Dawn and Repel

Reaction: Dawn used Repel!

Dawn: Yeah, creeps! You ain't touching me!

Repel's effect wore off.

Dawn: Oh shoot I'm out of repels.

Conway: Hi, Dawn.

Dawn: F**k.

Points For: Finally a way to keep them creepers away.

Points Against: Repels only work on Pokémon weaker than Dawn's first Pokémon. Let us assume that her first Pokémon is always Piplup. Also, if repel does work on creepers, it would be limited. Unless you're so f**king rich and you can afford all the Repels, Super Repels and Max Repels at the PokeMart, this would be a pain in the wallet. And in the bag.

But then you can fit a f**king bicycle and three f**king fishing rods in your bag, so yeah. Brock even has all his f**king cooking utensils and ingredient and even the f**king picnic table inside his bag.

F**k logic.

I haven't said in a while....

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CrossdressyShipping

Involves: James and himself

Reaction: Honestly, James. You are f**king fabulous sometimes when you cross dress, but please...no more bikinis and inflatable boobs. I mean...that's why that episode was banned in the first place. We could have seen the beauty competition Misty, Mrs. Ketchum and Gary's cheerleaders competed in, but James and his fake boobs had to show up. I don't really know what happened in that episode. All I know there's a f**king beauty contest. I have no idea who competed. I think it was Delia who won, though. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Points For: Together forever. Not even death can keep them apart...I think.

Points Against: James might settle down eventually.

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CrushConfirmedShipping

Involves: Brianna, May, Miette, Serena

Reaction: Maybe because their crushes are confirmed?! DUH!

Oh Arceus the way I said that 'DUH!' was exactly how Brianna said it that one time. Seriously.

Elemeno fact of the day. Sometimes when I'm bored, I imitate Brianna's voice because 'DUH!'

ANYWAY...I guess because Miette knows about Serena's crush on Ash just by simply noticing her actions. Brianna also says that May likes Drew because of May's determination to show Drew what she is truly capable of. Not to mention Miette and Brianna have a crush on Ash and Drew respectively.

Wait...Amourshipping is at least one-sided canon.

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Contestshipping confirmed. COME ON! IT'S F**KING OBVIOUS!

Points For: They can be besties?

Points Against: They will fight for their respective guy's love. Eh...well...something like that.

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CryShipping

Involves: Drew, May, Solidad

Reaction: MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. Drew cried when Solidad beat him in his first contest. May cried when Solidad beat her in the Grand Festival.

Aaaaaand....May also cried when she lost to Drew in her first contest.