Santa saw your Facebook posts.. You're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas
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Son: How do I get girls to like me?
Dad: Dump glitter on yourself and stand in the sun, they'll come running
Son: WTF No dad!
Dad: Then grow a pair and talk to them!
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Random Stuff
Humor[Written in 2015, some typos] Random & Fandom stuff plus quotes & jokes etc. A lot of Percy Jackson and The Mortal Instruments.
