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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she slept with two guys and wanted to break up with him. And, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to all his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his girlfriend with the following note:
     I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.

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