Officer: License and Registration.
Percy: *Hands officer a card*
Officer: This is a monopoly get out of jail card.
Percy: Yes.
*****
Percy: Hey bro, got you a present. It's a watch.
Jason: It's not working.
Percy: Because time stops working when I'm with you bro.
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Your Boyfriend
Nico: He's like the sun. He's always there.
Hazel: He is like a transformer. He is exactly what I want.
Piper: He is like lightning. He is impressive and lights everything around him.
Annabeth:
Annabeth: He is like a horse. Nobody understands what he says, and when someone understands, it's just nonsense.
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Will: hey Percy, wanna hear a joke?
Percy: Um... Okay man.
Will: Nico's D.
Percy: I don't get it...
Will
Percy
Will
Percy
Will
Percy
Jason: *open-mouthed*
Annabeth: *facepalm* not again...
Piper: OMG this is going too far...
Nico: *shadow travels to China*
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Plot Twist!
Hazel saves Jason's life and dies. In memory of Hazel Levesque, he names his daughter, Hazel Grace. He writes a true story about his daughter and how she meets a boy named Augustus Waters. He uses his pen name, John Green (courtesy of Bacchus) and writes the famous book, The Fault In Our Stars.
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Random Stuff
Humor[Written in 2015, some typos] Random & Fandom stuff plus quotes & jokes etc. A lot of Percy Jackson and The Mortal Instruments.
