Jace: I've realized that I'm pretty cute when I'm nice.
Clary: what are you when you're not nice?
Jace: Hot as fuck.
Clary: *facepalm*
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Jace is the kind of person where if he was kidnapped and ransomed, he'd get all offended at how low the ransom was and force the kidnappers to raise it.
Jace: $20,00!? Is this some kind of sick joke?! Have you seen my abs? My hair?! I demand you raise it to at least $40,000!
And the kidnappers would probably get so sick of Jace complaining and whining and cleaning their headquarters that they'd just bring him back. Alec and Clary would just be here like;
Alec and Clary: it's okay, betterment than you have tried and failed.
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When you fall in love with your parabati
The Clave: The Law is hard but it is the law.
Julian Blackthorn: The Law is hard but so am I.
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Humor[Written in 2015, some typos] Random & Fandom stuff plus quotes & jokes etc. A lot of Percy Jackson and The Mortal Instruments.
