*when an ex calls you*
You: *puts phone on speaker*
You: *mutes it*
Somebody walking past you: "are you on the phone?"
You: "She/He is, I'm not."
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Random Stuff
Humor[Written in 2015, some typos] Random & Fandom stuff plus quotes & jokes etc. A lot of Percy Jackson and The Mortal Instruments.
