The PBC

Chapter 8

Hanji and Petra stared at the green eyed boy with dropped jaws.

"YOU'RE the PRESIDENT!" Hanji squealed. Petra just continued to stare. Eren smirked as he nodded.

"Yup. I am. And I'm the best." He inspected his nails as he bragged. "I've broken the worst. And I've NEVER failed." Hanji shook her head.

"It's impossible to have statistics like that." Eren just looked at her.

"You remember Brad?" Hanji and Petra flinched and nodded. That boy was horrible. He was horrid with girls. But he did a complete one eighty and is currently engaged. "Broke him." Eren smirked. "And now look at him. And he was at the top of the 'douche player' list. If I can break him, I can break anyone."

"Could you break Levi?" Petra asked. Eren's smirk widened.

"Work in progress." Hanji stood and slammed her hands on the desk in front of her.

"No way! I wanted to break Levi! He's my friend and I've known him since we were kids!" Eren nodded.

"Yes, I know this. But when he was put into our sights, you weren't in the club." Hanji frowned as she sat down. "Armin, who do we have that we can assign Petra too?" Armin went to his desk and looked through his papers.

"No one as of yet. Do you want me to look for Hanji?" Ern shook his head.

"Nope. I have an assignment for her. Petra, you're going to be on recon duty with Mikasa. What you two are doing is keeping an eye out for player activity." The strawberry blond nodded.

"What about me? Who am I assigned too?" Hanji asked, excited that she had an assignment already, though she was bummed it wasn't going to be Levi. Eren stood in front of her and smiled.

"How would you like to help me with my current assignment?" Hanji just stared at him until it clicked and she nearly screamed.

"You mean Levi?" Eren nodded.

"I'm supposed to be entering relationship status with him, but I'm going to need help. If you really are as good friends with Levi as I've heard and seen, I'm going to need your help. You know his ins and outs. I'm going to need those. Not only that, but no one's ever gone through the entire PBC before, so I'm going to need all the help I can get." Hanji nodded excitedly, before stopping.

"What happens when you break him?" She asked, completely serious. Eren smiled a little.

"We stay together until one of us breaks it off... or dies." Hanji's eyes widened.

"Dies?!" Her and Petra shouted. Eren nodded, blushing slightly. Armin decided to come and save him.

"We're all human, and teenagers. We want to find someone to love us as much as we love them. Entering relationship status is a very difficult thing. Eren aligns interests between the players and available members. He won't put someone who hates the other together."

"So Eren's also a matchmaker?" Hanji asked. Eren blushed a little more.

"Yup! That's how me and Connie got together!" Sasha sang happily. "And Bert and Reiner are too cute!" She said, causing the taller male to blush.

"It's a player breakers job to break players, but we have our own love lives to worry about too. So if we can incorporate the two together, things sometimes run more smoothly."

"But what does that have to do with dying?" Hanji asked.

"You guys aim for relationships that end in marriage?" Petra asked. Eren's face turned as red as Mikasa's scarf. Hanji just stared at Eren and then squealed.