The PBC

Chapter 28

When Levi saw Eren at school the next day, Eren was back to being escorted. He was passed off from friend to friend and Levi never really got to see him. And it pissed him off. When he finally got time with Eren, it was with Hanji, Petra, Mikasa, and Armin at lunch.

"The fuck." Levi growled out as he sat next to Eren.

"He's grounded again." Mikasa said as she ate some of her lunch.

"How often do you get grounded brat?" Levi asked. Eren shrugged as he took a bite out of his own lunch.

"Monthly." Armin answered for his friend. "It's been like this since third grade." He said as he took a sip from his water bottle.

"Of fucking course." Levi said. Eren turned to him with a frown.

"Sorry Levi. I don't think-"

"I noticed." The junior interrupted, getting glares from the others at the table.

"Hey! I do to think!" Eren said, not letting the small insult get him down. He was used to it by now, and he knew that it was one of the ways Levi joked. Levi rolled his eyes.

"About what? You're shitty romances?" Eren pouted.

"No... maybe... yes." Eren sighed as he admitted his little defeat.

"And who's in your romances?" Petra asked. Eren looked to her with a sad smile.

"Levi doesn't like talking about it." He said, causing Levi's eyes to snap towards him.

"The fuck does that mean?" He hissed, causing Eren to turn to him.

"You don't like lovey dovey shit." Levi then sighed as he wrapped an arm around Eren's waist.

"Go ahead you little shit." Eren stared at Levi for a few seconds before smiling.

"Well, my romances usually involve Levi and I. Some cliche shit, sometimes not." Hanji's eyes sparkled.

"These sound more like little fantasies you have!" She chirped happily, causing Eren to blush lightly and Levi to glare at her.

"Well, I guess they kind of are." Armin chuckled lightly.

"Have you expanded on the gang one?" Everyone looked between the sophomore boys before Levi just turned to his boyfriend.

"Gang fantasy?" Eren blushed lightly.

"Yeah. We were talking about how badass you were once and it went from me being kidnapped, to you saving me and bringing me to a freshly sterilized motel room to play Monopoly." Everyone just stared. "And yes Armin, I have expanded on it. After playing Monopoly, the bitch comes to the motel room to get Levi back, and I bitch at her so hard she cries, and the Levi slams the door in her face. Then once we order pizza and Levi watches me play Five Nights At Freddy's 20/20 while he sasses me telling me that if I piss myself, he's kicking me out of the room because he spent to damn long making sure it was clean enough for us to spend time in before he went to find my ass." Armin nodded.

"You should turn that into a romance novel. I'm sure tons of people would read it." The blond said.

"Wait, what was the first part of the story?!" Hanji asked, looking between the two. Armin shrugged.

"I think it had something to do with Levi killing five people."

"The fuck am I killing five people?" Eren shrugged.

"It was looped into you being a badass." Levi turned to Eren, unamused.

"That's some shit about my neutral expression making me look like I'm about to kill someone, isn't it?" Eren smiled softly before saying something in Latin. "I only know English and French you fucking shit! Speak one of those!" Eren chuckled.

"It is, but I still think you're hot. And I think you look more bored then about to commit a serious crime." Eren said, kissing Levi's cheek without giving any fucks about where they were. Levi narrowed his eyes slightly, but said nothing

"Wow Levi. You're so whipped." Hanji giggled, causing the shorter junior to glare.

"The fuck do you mean by fucking whipped? I am not fucking whipped!" Hanji and Petra looked at each other before giggling while Armin, Mikasa, and Molbit shared knowing smiles. "What the fuck are you all keeping from me?!" He growled out, getting seriously pissed off.

"You just let Eren share that he has lovey dovey fantasies about YOU. You even let him kiss you IN PUBLIC, and said NOTHING." Levi's eyes narrowed even more.

"How the fuck does that make me whipped?"

"Compared to your other flings, which they had to pretty damn near fight you for that kind of PDA, and you're just willing with Eren..." Petra trailed off.

"It's not completely whipped, but you've definitely mellowed out!" Hanji chirped. "I demand a celebration at my house for Levi getting that stick out of his ass!" Hanji said happily.

"I don't have a stick up my ass!" Levi growled out.

"It's true. If anyone was going to have anything up their ass, it'd be Eren." Mikasa deadpanned, causing all the boys and Petra to blush.

"Mikasa!" Eren growled out. "There will be nothing up my ass-"

"Well it sure as hell won't be up mine." Levi said, controlling his emotions again. Eren sighed.

"Nothing will be up anyone's ass anytime soon!" Eren barked out. "I'm not ready, Levi and I haven't even talked about it that much! We talked about sex once or twice, and it never made it as far as 'when are we fucking?' It's always been 'if you only want my dick, I'm dumping you' and 'that's fine, because I'm not looking for a dick, but a relationship' but that ends up going down hill quickly anyways!" Eren was getting pissed. He was riling himself up for no reason and he knew it. He felt something squeeze his knee reassuringly. He looked to see Levi's hand resting on his knee comfortingly, and no one really noticed, which made Eren happy.

"Sorry Eren, I didn't mean to upset you." Mikasa said. Eren huffed a little.

"It's fine. And I'm sorry for letting my emotions control me-"

"Again." Levi said, getting a small push on the shoulder from Eren.

"Schwanz." Levi rolled his eyes.

"English or French." So then Eren just said the same thing in Latin.