Eren went to Levi's Friday for their tutor session. Levi had to 'escort' him, and it wasn't to bad. Eren was clean, and he was mindful to not make a mess.
When they were 'greeted' by Stephanie at the door, neither boy really greeted her, well, Eren did.
"Fotze." He said it with a smile and tilted his head. Stephanie just rolled her eyes, oblivious to the horrid insult she was just called. (cunt)
"What did you just say?" Levi asked. Eren just smirked.
"Something in German." Levi narrowed his eyes as they headed up to his room.
"Damn brat. Now, let's go over what I taught you last week and get some real phrases done." Eren nodded as they began. By the time they were done this time, Levi was actually shocked with Eren's progress.
"Well done brat. You're pretty much fucking fluent in French. I thought this would take months. You fucking shocked me." Eren beamed happily.
"Merci!" He said happily. Levi rolled his eyes.
"Peu importe, gosse." Levi said as he leaned against his headboard. Eren looked up from the floor. (Whatever brat)
"I mean it Levi. Thanks. I've always wanted to learn French, but wouldn't have been able to teach myself for another year." Levi cocked an eyebrow.
"What the fuck do you mean by that?" Eren looked down at the notes he had taken while Levi taught him.
"Well, it's difficult to get the right materials to self teach a foreign language when your parents encourage it, but want you to buy the materials out of a shitty allowance." Levi snorted.
"You get an allowance?" Eren furrowed his eyebrows.
"Yes, I do. And since I had just finished learning Italian, it would take me another year to save enough money to buy the stuff to learn French. But thanks to you, I can now put that money towards material to learn Russian!" Levi just stared at Eren.
"Russian? What the fuck do you want to learn Russian for?" Eren shrugged.
"The same reason I learned most of the languages I can speak. I just want too. And being multilingual really helps with employment. Though that wasn't my original intention when wanting to learn them." Levi hummed and nodded.
"Alright. Why did you want to originally want to learn all that shit?" Eren smirked.
"Because my mom tried to avoid swearing around me by just swearing in a different language. I thought the foreign swears sounded cool, and I can get away with using them nine times out of ten in class." Levi chuckled. "Why did you want to learn French?" Levi stopped laughing and narrowed his eyes.
"None of your fucking business." Eren frowned.
"Calm down dude. I just asked you a damn question. I didn't ask you to tell me a life changing secret that could ruin your entire life if you told me. If the story opens an old wound, I'm fucking sorry, but that doesn't mean you can snap at me like that." Eren said as he stood.
"You don't understand a damn thing you little shit." Eren grit his teeth.
"I didn't claim too! You asked why I wanted to learn the languages I did, and I thought it would only be polite to return the action! I'm not twisting your arm to fucking tell me! All you had to say was that it was a sore topic and I'd have left it!" Levi sighed as he looked away from the fuming sophomore.
"Whatever." Levi knew Eren was right. Eren was curious, but that didn't mean Levi was going to apologize.
"Now," Eren crossed his arms, still staring at Levi, but he smirked lightly. "We still on for tomorrow at noon?" Levi looked to Eren and cocked his head a little. "What? You forgot? I'm hurt." Eren said, faking a pitifully hurt expression. "I thought that if you'd been, in the words of Hanji, 'ogling my ass' for the last two weeks, you'd want to go out on a date." Levi smirked to himself. He didn't forget.
"I didn't forget. And I don't ogle your ass." Eren hummed.
"Well, are we still on?" Levi shrugged.
"I don't have anything better to do." Eren smiled.
"Good, and if you stand me up, I'm kicking your ass!" Levi sighed as he got off his bed.
"Whatever. Come on brat, you need to be escorted home and I don't want to feed your ass." Eren smiled as they headed downstairs. They could hear yelling in one of the other rooms.
"Where the fuck are you Kenny?" Eren recognized it as Stephanie. "Are you with that whore? I fucking knew it! You better have a good fucking attorney because I want a fucking divorce!" Eren cringed as Levi sighed.
"And there goes number too fucking many and four." Levi shook his head as he turned to the fuming blond that just came to the front door. "I fucking told you bitch. I'd start packing your shit now." Stephanie glared.
"What makes you think I'm not taking the house?" Levi's eyes narrowed.
"Because you aren't the first bitch that tried. Now pack your fucking shit. I don't give a shit if you're here when I get back, but you better be done before my father gets home because he will literally throw your shit out." And Eren and Levi left.
"That was harsh." Levi sighed.
"No, actually, it wasn't. My father's been having an affair for the past two weeks. And knowing my luck, the wedding will be within the month." Eren's face held nothing but pure horror.
"What?" Levi sighed again.
"Look brat, my dad's a fucking player. I've had more damn stepmothers than the stupid Disney movie had dalmatians." Eren just continued to stare at him.
"How the fuck does that happen?" Levi shrugged.
"I have no damn clue. My father meets a woman willing to get his dick wet, marries her, then when it gets stale, finds a new fuck."
"Why the fuck does he bother getting married then?"
"Because according to the sick fuck, some women become kinkier in the bedroom when they have a fucking huge ass stone on a ring around their finger." Eren shivered. "Where do you live anyways brat? Can't fucking escort you home if I don't know where the fuck you live." Eren relayed his address before returning to the previous topic.
"How much debt is he in? Eren asks.
"None. My father owns five fucking huge ass companies ranging from fucking weapon manufacturing to fucking lingerie. That's how he gets all the hoes. All the gold diggers go to him like fucking flies to a heaping pile of shit. Which isn't too far off."
"You don't like your dad, do you?" Levi grit his teeth.
"Too fucking personal brat." Eren sighs.
"I thought you weren't one to open up." Eren said. Levi looked at him after stopping at a stop sign.
"The fuck said that?" Eren shrugged.
"Molbit."
"And why the fuck would he say that?" Eren blushed lightly.
"Well... I wanted to know a little about you before asking you out. He said you don't open up easily." That wasn't a lie.
"How long have you been planning this shit?" Eren blushed more.
"Since Molbit introduced us." Levi chuckled a bit as he started to go again.
"You said you weren't hitting on me."
"I wasn't!" Eren defended. Levi just rolled his eyes.
"Whatever. Here we are brat." Eren smiled as he got ready to get out of the car, but stopped. He turned to Levi.
"Tomorrow, Maria Park at noon. If you stand me up, I will hunt you down, and I WILL kick your ass." Levi waved Eren off as the sophomore got out of his car and went inside. Levi headed back home after taking a deep breath. He didn't plan on standing Eren up. But with the new divorce happening, he definitely wouldn't be now.

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The PBC
FanfictionLevi Ackermen is a player, and has been breaking hearts for years. He doesn't believe love exists because he's had stepmothers in and out of his life since he could remember. Enter Eren Jaeger, the secret president of the PBC. What is the PBC? Well...