The PBC

Chapter 18

After school found Eren in the club room with the others, listening to Hanji rant and rage about Levi's new toy.

"I've known this bitch for months and all she wants is a good dick to jump on!" Everyone stared at her completely shocked as Molbit was hiding his face. Apparently, if you piss Hanji off enough, her language slips down to Levi profanity.

"Hanji, please calm down." Hanji turned on her boyfriend quicker than a cat does when you try to give it a bath.

"Calm down? Levi has a perfectly good boyfriend! He has no reasons to accept a sluts offer!" She bit out bitterly. Eren blushed lightly.

"Hanji." Eren said, causing the bespectacled teen to turn to him. "Levi said that if someone was dating him to fuck, he was going to dump them immediately." Hanji just stared at Eren for a second.

"When did he say that?" Eren crossed his arms as he leaned back in his desk.

"This morning when I flipped out on him for having another fling." Eren said, and he couldn't help the bitter tone that peppered his voice. "If she's really only dating him for a fuck, he's not going to keep her around." Hanji nodded as Eren's phone went off. He automatically answered. "Hallo?"

"... What the fuck? Do you mean hello?"

"No, I mean Hallo. It's hello in German."

"Son of a bitch, is everything is German with you?" Eren just sat there for a second.

"Hola." He could hear the irritated sigh.

"Spanish? Really? Anything else you wanna fucking throw at me?" Eren sat in thought.

"Sup buttercup." The line was quiet, as was the room. "Too much?"

"Holy fuck I'm dating an idiot." Eren frowned.

"Well sorry for not feeling like whipping out another language." Eren huffed before continuing. "Hello Levi."

"That's better you shit. Listen, there's this movie coming out this weekend that I want to go see that focused more to the cock owning crowd. I don't feel like going out alone and since you're the only one I'm dating that has a cock, I thought I'd ask you." Eren smiled a little. This must have been Levi's indirect way of asking Eren to go on a date with him. Eren then hummed.

"Tempting offer Levi, but is it only a movie?" Eren could almost see Levi roll his eyes.

"If you're expecting dinner and a movie, you can shove that romantic shit up your ass." Eren couldn't help but chuckle.

"I didn't think of anything romantic. Fast food isn't romantic unless you're sharing a shake and hope half the calories don't go to your thighs." Levi was quiet for a second.

"Fast food is disgusting."

"Never said it wasn't. Fine then, why don't we go to the supermarket, buy some apples, eat them and throw the cores at mushy couples. Apples are biodegradable so it's not like we're doing any harm." The room of club members sat quiet and stared as Eren did his thing.

"Throw in some raspberries and you got yourself a date, Jaeger." Eren smiled and put up a quick victory sign to his friends.

"Then it's a date." And the call was over. Hanji burst out laughing while Sasha just stared.

"How dare you threaten to waste food!" She said in slight horror. Eren chuckled.

"It's not wasting if it's garbage." He replied. Armin and Marco shook their heads while Mikasa sighed and the others just sat there saying nothing.

"So, what movie are you going to see?" Hanji asked. Eren just shrugged.

"Don't know, don't care. It's a date with Levi a week after our last one. This is good in fixing him up." No one said anything as the president looked at the clock. "And if I'm going to be able to pay for anything, I need to get home and jump on chores. Members of the Player Breaker Club, this meeting is over and we will continue operations as planned. Remember that our monthly check is Wednesday, so get ready to report." And Eren left the club room with Armin and Mikasa close behind.