Kuroko no Basket what if's...,oneshots and scenarios.

What if...GOM went to buy sanitary and other needs for girlfriend

Midorima:

Tch...why do I have to do this nanodayo... Midorima's tsundereness was out again. But hearing his beloved (f/n) in pain and without any pads, he eventually agreed and head for the supermarket.

Just walk towards the section and quickly grab a random packet...that's all there is...But what if it's the wrong one? B-b-ut it's not like I care anyway... Midorima thought as he briskly walked past the section and quickly snatched one off the shelf.

He took a peak and discovered that he had grabbed panty liners.

It looks too thin, maybe this is not enough...

Worried, he walked backwards towards the pads section again. Making sure no one was looking, he started browsing. Normal, large, ultra thin, panty liners, tampons... He stared at them dumbfounded. He had no idea what to get.

"Oha asa said that today is cancer's lucky day, with a dummy as a lucky item, follow instincts and nothing will go wrong." He murmured to himself. Taking a deep breath, he reached out and grabbed one of everything, comletely filling his basket, not caring if people were staring at him like, 'what the hell are you doing' look.  

Feeling satisfied, he began to walk away, but a middle-aged lady was staring at him with a 'are you gay?' look. Well, who could blame her? It's not everyday you experience a 195cm giant with taped fingers and a dummy in one hand while filling up his basket with assorted pads.

"This is not what you think, nanodayo! I'm just buying them for my girlfriend! B-but it's not like I care about her...I-it's a boyfriends duty! So it's not like I'm worried for her or anything..." He babbled on getting flustered. The lady still had an amused face. So Midorima continued, "H-hey obaa-san, don't look at me like I'm gay! The only gay one is that blonde haired Kise! W-well, g-good day to you..." He mumbled while stumbling to get away.

This is so embarrassing, nanodayo....

Kise:

"Waah!! (f/n)-cchi! Don't die on me! What do you need?! I don't want you to die from blood-loss!" Kise wailed on the phone.

"Be quiet, Ryota! You're gonna burst my eardrums. Please can you buy me some sanitary pads? I've ran out and my stomach cramps are bitches. Please Ryota?" You begged your cheerful boyfriend.

"Don't worry, (f/n)-cchi! I'm gonna run like the wind and save you from those bitches! 20 minutes and I'll be back! Stay strong, (f/n)-cchi!" With that, Ryota shut the phone with a serious look on his face.

Time for operation: make (f/n)-cchi better and help her battle those annoying conflicts girls tend to have once a month! 

With a determined face, he took out dark sunglasses and slides them on like a boss.

"Hmmm...which one should I get? There's just so many! This is so interesting!" He squealed. He reached out and was about to grab one but he retrieved his hand. Hmm...maybe this one...but that one looks good as well...oh to the hell with it!  

He grabbed a lot...and when I say a lot, I mean 15 packets. With triumph, he skipped to the cashier and poured out the whole contents. The lady sweatdropped at all those pads and looked up to see a  shady blonde with dark shades on.  

Seeing the look the worker was giving him, he immediately came to this stupid and utterly dumb conclusion:

"I am not gay-ssu!! Ore wa homo ja nai!" (I am not a homo) He wailed out loud causing everyone one to look at his direction.  He coughed and tried to hide his attractive face.

Aomine:

Fuck...I better have a reward after this... he  cursed, grabbing several chocolates, ice-cream and the last thing was...sanitary...things. He huffed and made his way to the section. Browsing quickly, he snatched a couple of packets off the shelf and quickly headed for the counter.

Tipping them off, the cashier gave him a sweet smile.

Aww...shopping for his girlfriend. What a sweet and caring boyfriend he is. She thought. Aomine suddenly remembered something and quickly went off again.

Must have thought of something else he left out. The cashier calmed the customers who were complaining and started to scan the current items. Aomine came back with a smirk.

"Found something else for your girlfriend?" The cashier asked him.

"You betcha." He replied and took out a box of condoms. The cashier sweatdropped.

Maybe not...

This is gonna be my reward.

Akashi

"What the f*ck are you doing, man?"

Akashi stopped what he was doing and slowly turned his gaze on a teenage guy about the same age as Akashi who was in front of the condoms section.

The guy with piercing was looking down at Akashi like he was some sort of perverted alien from out space. Akashi slowly walked up to him like a lion cornering his prey and his emperor eye was activated. Within a matter of seconds the guy fell onto his butt with Akashi's famous ankle breaker.

"Only those who serve me has the right to look me in the eye. But no one looks down on me." Akashi snarled. (a/n) But Akashi, how can most guys not look down on you? I mean, your a midg//stabbed with Akashi's scissors.)

The condom packet dropped off the shelf the guy was about to get and Akashi caught the sight of it. He smirked darkly.

"I feel sorry for you, I'm surprised a big guy like you has such a little runt. I guess big things do come in small packages." He sneered and went on buying his girlfriends needs. 

Murasakibara  

"Eh? They all look the same... I'll just get a couple." Murasakibara murmured as he lazily reached for several packets.

He brought himself tons of candy and chocolates for his emotional wreck of a girlfriend.

"I hope (f/n)-chin gets better... I hate seeing my little cupcake in pain..."

The giant went to the counter where a young man was serving. He placed the items with utmost care. Chocolate, candy, pocky, chips, pads and microwavable warmer.

The cashier guy said nothing as he went on scanning the items.

"It comes to 3,299 yen, thank you."Murasakibara thought for a second and took out a 10,000 yen note. After he got the change, Murasakibara picked up his walking pace and headed straight to (f/n)'s house at an amazing speed.

Kuroko:

Hmm.. Which one does (f/n)-chan prefer? Kuroko thought. Just then several girls appeared and hurriedly picked their items without a second glance at Kuroko.

I guess having little presence sometimes isn't a bad thing after all. Kuroko smiled to himself.