Kuroko no Basket what if's...,oneshots and scenarios.

What if... baby delivery with GOM

Kise:

"Owww! It hurts! (f/n)-cchi! Stop trying to break my hand!" Kise wailed as you held on for dear life.

"It hurts? Oh yeah? Why don't you come and try this! Your bleeding hand is nothing compared to what I'm feeling right now! Why do women have to have the hard-- *Owww*!"

"Breathe Mrs. Kise. On a count of three! I can see the head! 1...2...3...!"

"AHHH!"

"OWW! (F/n)-cchi! Stop! You're hurting me!"

"Shut it, Ryota. You are not coming anywhere near me again, you hear me! Or I swear on your damn hot ear piercing that you will never feel you left ear again!"

"One more time! A big push! He's coming!"

You pushed with all your leftover strength. You want to hold him, touch him, kiss him and feed your adorable child. You grunted and pushed.

"He is a healthy boy! Congratulations Mrs.Kise! Mr. Kise, will you like to cut his cord?" You finally released him out of your grip and he hurriedly attended to your new born child. His hand was bleeding, you felt really guilty.

"Ryota...let me see..." You pleaded and Ryota carefully went up to you with a huge grin.

"(F/n)-cchi... I'm so proud of you, love. Thank you for giving me our little angel." He lowered the thin blanket and revealed him. You fell in love at first sight.

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Midorima:

"Shintaro...explain why is there a huge inflatable clown in here! He looks as creepy as fuck! How am I supposed to give birth with him standing there with a huge creepy grin on his face?

"It's your lucky item, nanodayo. I brought an extra large one so you will not have to experience that much pain. I know you hate clowns but bare with me." He whispered. He didn't show his tsundere personality today.

You sighed, having an oha-asa fanboy as a husband was not always a good idea. But you loved him without a doubt.

Labour time:

"Nanodayo! Stop grabbing my hair! Your pulling it too hard!" Midorima complained loudly as you pulled his hair. It was his fault that he panicked and had to bend down and pick up his glasses while you were desperately needing to cling onto something. So his green carrot hair became the unfortunate victim.

You closed your eyes in pain as you drowned out the noises and focused on your breathing. You had completely forgotten about the clown until you opened your eyes and saw it.

"Fuck! You creeping bastard, get the hell away from me! Go stalk random people and give them balloons with hydrogen cyanide in it!"

"Calm down, (f/n), he's not real." Midorima managed to rasp.

"Calm down? I was very calm until I saw that inflatable clown with white powder and red lipstick all over his plastic face! Midorima Shintaro...if our child is a horoscope freak like you, I will personally teach her how to--*Shit*!" You cursed as the pain returned.

40 minutes later:

"A baby girl, born on the 6th of September. At 3:15 and 29 seconds." The doctor announced while quickly getting her cleaned. You layed there catching your breath. Midorima suddenly grabbed your hand.

"(F/n)! Our little girl is a Virgo, nanodayo! We are compatible! Thank you for your hard work, darling." That was his first time using endearments to you. He leaned over and kissed your forehead.