Kuroko no Basket what if's...,oneshots and scenarios.

Scenario: GOM as...babysitters!

A/n: For this one-shot, I'm gonna write it in first person. It's much easier sometimes to imaging it. This chapter is dedicated to Yumieyukii, I want to thank her for the things she's done for me even though we're complete strangers!

I drew the picture in the media but the original picture in on google images and I do not own it! All belongs to rightful owner!

Enjoy!

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"What! Babysit! Me? Alone? With those four troublesome kids? Are you serious?" I cried, don't get me wrong, I loved kids, but not those kids. They were absolute nightmares. Last time I babysat them, I had gum in my hair, paint all over my clothes and received a bruise because one of the little rascals threw a bloody fire truck at me.

"Oh please, darling. Just for a few hours. Their parents aren't home so as a responsible young adult, please take care of your nieces." My mother said with a pleading expression. Sure just rub it in my face will ya? My nieces? More like Satan's reincarnation... Satan's reincarnation? A brilliant idea popped into my head.

"Ja~ mom, can I invite my friends to help me as well? You wouldn't want your darling daughter getting a black eye again now would you?" I smirked, I'm not gonna tolerate those devils by myself this time.

"Of course, now off you go to their house, while you ring up your friends. I'm off to work then!" My mother hurried off and closed the door. I chuckled and brought out my phone.

"Hello? (F/n)? What is it?" Akashi was soon on the phone.

"Hey, Aka-chan, this is really urgent, please help me."

Akashi was silent before answering, his voice deep with worry. "What is it, (f/n)?"

"Please get all the generation of miracles and meet me at Hirogaru street number 68. This is code red." I added.

"Got it, we'll be there in 15 minutes and 27 seconds." He hung up straight after that. I smiled devilishly.

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I knocked on the door waiting for them to jump onto me. Sure enough, the door was opened with force and four boys ran up to me and tackled me on the ground.

"Auntie! Auntie! We're going to have so much fun, today!" They squealed.

"You bet we are."

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*Ding dong*

"Who would that be? I didn't know we were having any visisitors." One of them pouted.

"Oh, they must be here. Come on, let's meet your babysitters." I cooed and hurried them off to the front door.

The moment I opened the door, Ryo-chan busted through the door.

"(F/n)-cchi! What's wrong! You said it was code red! You never use code red! Oh my god, don't tell me... your pregnant?! Who's the father? Did he force himself onto you? Is he taking responsibility? Is he-*Oww!*" Ryo-chan stopped as Shin-chan slapped him across the head. I laughed and the GOM all stared at me.

"No Ryo-chan, I'm not pregnant, but it is code red. I called you all here today because..." I got interrupted by small voices.

"Nee~ auntie, who is the blond pretty boy? What about the red head? Or the purple barney? That tanned blueberry looks really weird. But that green head looks even weirder, why does he have a toy car with him?" The four boys all came out of their hiding place and was eyeing the GOM suspiciously. I looked over to them and their eyes narrowed considerably. Not happy.