Just a little note, the ages of GOM in these one shots can be random. The settings and plot doesn't have to be during high school.Warning: contains random things. Really random things. Real random.
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Aomine:
"Um.. Aomine-kun... I like you. I've liked you for quite a while now... But I never had the chance to tell you..."
"Uh... look, (Y/n)... I uh... Shit, how am I supposed to tell you..." He was scratching the back of his neck thinking of what he should say next.
"Okay... so... you're really pretty. Gorgeous body and personality...but..." He trailed off.
"It's okay, you must like someone else... I understand."
"No! Wait you're right, I do. But not what you're thinking. I used to think that I was as straight as a pole. But now I realized that I'm as bent as the magazines I read. (Aokaga) all the way."
"..."
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Midorima:
"M-M-Midorima-kun!"
Midorima turned around, he found himself staring into the beautiful eyes of (Y/n).
"Y-yes, nanodayo?"
"Um... oh god, I am so nervous. Um... I like you, Midorima!"
"...You do? I-I'm pleased but I want to know want zodiac sign you are, nanodayo."
"I'm a (z/n), midayo." you replied.
"Midayo?" Midorima questioned.
"I sometimes say that at the end of my sentences. Just like you when you say 'nanodayo'...midayo."
"I see..." (...no you don't, anyone know the reference online? ;) ;) A very poplar otome game.)
"Midayo! I-I'm waiting for your answer. You're making me go crazy. Please just answer me already!" You whined, anymore of this tension will make you go insane.
"I... accept your feelings. B-but under one condition..." He muttered, his usual daikon (white radish) face slowly turned into a tomato.
"Really?" Your eyes widened. "You're not going to deny the fact that you have feelings for me at all midayo?"
"W-what? How d-did you kn-I mean don't be ridiculous, nanodayo!" Your lips turned into a smirk. Slowly, you walked up to him and traced his jawline while looking up seductively at him.
Steam poured out of his ears.
"Are you sure? That's not true based on some rumors I heard from your team mates. They said some pretty naughty things about you~." You didn't know why, but you had a sudden burst of courage to tease him.
"Naughty? I'll give you naughty, nanodayo. Don't test my limits." His strong arms suddenly grabbed your waist and pulled you closer.
To say you were surprised was an huge understatement. You started to get nervous.
"Wha-I-y-you, midayo!"
He slowly leaned down to your ear and whispered. "Oh? Lost your touch already?" He started whispering words you never would've thought to hear form him.
Maybe he wasn't a tsundere after all...
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Bloopers:
Warning: contains random stuff.BLUEBERRIES COVERED WITH CHOCOLATE. AKA AOMINE.
"..."
"I can't believe I came out of the fucking closet. And not to just anyone, a hot ass girl who had just confessed her undying love for me. I'm so stupid. Look (Y/n), the things I said today are not to be said anywhere else, okay? This is jut between you and me-"
"I can't believe this..." You muttered to yourself.
"Yeah, I know I'm fucking amazing but as I was saying..."
He stopped short of whatever he was about to say for he heard a creepy chuckle coming from you.
"Umm..."
"So Aomine-Kun... Whose the submissive one between you and Kagami?"
"Kagami of cour- what the hell?" He bellowed. Never would he expect someone like you to say things like that.
"But I don't think he's going to just miraculously submit. After all, the both of you are competitive in all areas." You smirked and wiggled you eyebrows for effect.
"What the fuck (Y/n)! I thought you liked me? So shouldn't you be like, I don't know, angry or jealous?"
"Puh-lease, I do, but you don't feel the same way so there's no point in begging you for your attention.
"Oh okay... Wow I don't knowing what to-"
"I imagine you two fighting for the dominance!"
"Oi (Y/n)!"
The adorable crab (cancer) with seaweed. AKA Midorima
"Midorima-cchi! How was the mission? Was it a complete success like I told you?" Kise winked at him and grinned mischievously while nudging his arm.
Confused, you asked, "what mission?"
Slapping the back of kise's head, Midorima adjusted his glasses.
"Watch your mouth, nanodayo."
"Oops...my bad."
"Hmm... Kise-kun, have you known Shin for long?"
"Of course! He is such a tsundere and hardly ever admits his true inner feelings! The only time he did was probably when I told him to say those words to y-ow! Meanie! Not the face! Anything but the face! My whole life depends on this y'know!"
Now you understood, without the model's help, there was no way he would be able to say things like that. Their personalities completely contrasted each other.
"Lose, I've got a quote I need you to decide why it sounds familiar, care to help me?"
"Sure! But I'm completely useless in English..."
"Oh don't worry, I'm sure you would recognise this. Here it is: "I'm gonna ****************** and ********you until you ********* for more. I won't be so gentle and lenient once I'm done with you."
Midorima's face paled while it immediately turned feverish.
"Ohhh! That was 'Mission no.69! And just like the number, it suggests something lewd and...oh shit." Kise guiltily looked over to Midorima and made an attempt to smile.
"Go and steal Murasakibara's candy will you? I want to see you get crushed. Oh never mind, nanodayo. I'll do it myself." He started to advance on poor Kise as he slowly untangled his tape around his fingers.
Shit was about to go down... To the ground at least, in Kise's case.
You sat back and enjoyed the show.
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