Kuroko no Basket what if's...,oneshots and scenarios.

What if...GOM told you a 'embarrassing/funny' story

Most of these stories were found online. So all stories belongs to rightful owner! I changed it a little but the 'joke' is still the same.

Aomine:

"Nee, Daiki, tell me a story." You whined. You felt down so you thought maybe your perverted boyfriend will cheer you up.

"A story? That's out of the blue." Aomine looked down at you. Both of you were cuddling on the couch in silence, so Aomine thought it was weird.

"Yes, a story, Daiki. I don't care what it is. Just a simple story." You urged him on. He sighed and started to think. After a minute you were getting impatient, but he suddenly smirked and started recalling one of his childhood memory.

"Well, this was when I was young, about seven years old... I went to school and our teacher asked us a question:

'Okay everybody, today we are going to try and learn a multi-syllable word, I will be questioning you all tomorrow to see if you guys have remembered. But first of all does any of you know any multi-syllable words?'

So I was like: 'Me! Me! Me! I got one!'
My teacher chose me, and so I said: 'mas-tur-bate'"

You immediately bursted out laughing. He was still a dirty minded boy even as a child. You couldn't stop but you calmed down trying to keep a poker face. Soon Aomine continued.

"Anyway, as soon as I had said that. My teachers eyes were eyes open and stared at me with disbelief. Soon she cleared her throat as said: "w-well that certainly was a mouthful, but we're not--"

But I interrupted her by saying: "No miss, your thinking of a blowjob."

*******

Kise:

"Nee, Ryota-chan. Tell me about your early years. I want to know what the handsome Kise Ryota has done during his childish years." You eagerly begged as you looked over to your model boyfriend. Kise immediately cringed, which made you wait with anticipation.

"W-well..." He began. "There was this one time when I was 8 years old. It was April fools and I was sleeping in my bed. Then all of a sudden, there was a really loud honking sound in my right ear. I immediately jumped up which made me face plant into a cream pie. I was screaming like a girl. It turned out that it was my sisters playing tricks on me."

You tried to hold in your snigger, but couldn't. So the best way is to let it all out.

Soon after you did, he continues.

"T-there's more... after that I decided that I should take my sweet revenge so I..."

"What did you do to your sister?" You asked eagerly. Kise sighed and said. "Well, it was at lunch time, they went out shopping while mother was preparing lunch for us so I swapped the salt shaker with sugar, I thought that it would be hilarious to find them having salt in their coffee."

"In the end, we were having BBQ and my sisters put 'salt' on their steak. In the end, their faces were priceless. I was laughing so hard I nearly choked on my ever so delicious grilled eel. Anyway, so we had an all out pranking war that day. From dyeing their hair purple to changing their iPhone passwords. They got me as well, cutting off my blond hair, the ice bucket challenge without me knowing, and putting toothpaste in Oreos. But it was their last prank that scarred me."

"What was it? Tell me tell me tell me!"

"I was having a shower a-and I was singing so I couldn't hear anything and the glass doors were fogged up. But anyway, I was washing my body when I felt something sweet smelling flowing down my body. So I turned the water off and touched it. It was orange juice. I was about to scream when something else came down. It looked brown and yucky, it turned out to be dirt. Then I felt something moving on my shoulders and it tickled. So I took and peak at my beautiful body and...there it was..." He shuddered.