Ok so for the past 4 years I've been begging my mother for a Facebook because all of my friends have it and I never know the trends or whatever.
So my mother says to come talk to her in the middle of the night and she says, "I'm going to let you have a Facebook." Like this is the best thing to ever happen to me. Nooo mom you're too late, I'm over Facebook. I don't have time for it, I don't really need it.
She makes me promise, 6 times that I'm not going to do anything bad. I'm freaking sixteen I know not to do anything bad, then she says the best thing to kake me feel better. "I'm going to have your sister watch you, so you better not do anything bad." Are you freaking serious mom? Gee, way to show me that you trust me.
So I'm friending people or whatever and then my mother is like hovering over me (Don't hire my sister if you're just going to do it yourself.) and she's like, "Friend Emmanuel." Who's my uncle in Haiti.
So I friend him he friends me back like an hour or two later and as soon as I tell my mom, she makes me download messenger and call him. And my mother goes on and on and on passing my phone around and everybody's yelling into my phone. Like I want to snatch it out of her hand and just disinfect it, cleanse all of the grease from everyone's face who came into contact and yelled at my phone.
Speaking of which, my phone is now my mother's phone. Because she does not have a cellphone and refuses to get one other than that poor excuse of an obama phone, all of her friends call me. She gives all of her friends MY number because I hang around her a lot. So I could be in the middle of writing something on wattpad and (ringtone) oh that's my mom's friend drop everything I'm doing and hand my phone over, while they talk for three years about some wedding that already happened!!! (I'm like in rage mode rn sorry lol)
So when I finally get my phone back I watch as my mother openly scrolls through my phone like woman! Have you no decency?! Then she asks me to text someone to call her. The home phone is two inches from your hand mother, the way you were pressing that bannann your fingers work just fine. I swear ever since I got my new phone all my mother does is call her friends on it. And ever since I got Facebook all my mother does is make me call family from Haiti or Brazil.
I swear all these new things I'm getting is mainly for my mother to control me and my social life farther.
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Yay double updates! I think I'm only going to update this story on the weekends because I have hard classes this year and I have homework every night.
