"Mwen pral fè timoun yo tèks ou, se konsa ou ka voye voye foto yo."
"Tèks sè ou epi di l 'yo rele m'."
"Ok kite m 'ba ou nimewo pitit fi mwen an kounye a pou ou kapab rele m'. "
"Ou ka rele nenpòt lè telefòn li li la anjeneral tou pre m '."
It's phrases like those, that make me want to tear my hair out. She treats me like a public phone booth, and her friends always call me.