Things My Mother Does Pt. 2

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I saw this video the other day and it totally reminded me of something my mother still does to this day.

Ok so she comes home with some pamphlets talking about sales for this supermarket. So she calls me and when I get there she has her reading glasses on and she's squinting at the paper. "Timoun, vin li sa pou mwen." So I get the paper from her and I ask what do you want me to look for. "Yo te pale de yon bagay ki free. What's free?" I look through the paper and I didn't understand that stuff I was like 9. So I tell her this and she snatches the thing from me, "Bam papye mwen. Oh oh. Se pa ki sa mwen voye ou na lekol?"

What gets me even more annoyed is whem she calls me from across the house to read her something. Then even if I feel like I've explained it well enough she still calls my sister and says to explain it to her. This happens ALL THE FREAKING TIME. She asks me for my opinion on something and I give my opinion and then she calls my sister. She asks me a question I guve an answer then she calls my sister. My mother complains about how I never help out in the kitchen. Every time I actually try to help out SHE CALLS MY SISTER FOR HELP LIKE I'M FREAKING INVISIBLE.
Then there's just some days that she just can't get enough of calling my name. My butt would make contact with the couch and my mother needs me again. For what you may ask? I don't care because she ends uo just calling my sister in the end!

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