I don't know if it's just the women in my family or just Haitians in general, but how come I never get any damn privacy in my house? They will come into the bathroom and start brushing their teeth while I'm taking a shower. They will bust into my room while my titties are all out and start looking for stuff.
They will dead bust into the bathroom while I'm pooping to ask me a freaking question! My mom shamelessly looks at my phone if it's unlocked! And the second I make a wrong face about any of these instances of an invasion of privacy will be the death of me.
"What do you mean privacy? I pay bills in this house so that means I can go into any room at any time I want." *sucks teeth* "Timoun sa yo...woosh....derespektan."
Eh? Ou rele m 'derespektan? Ou pa menm ka frape anvan ou antre! I can't wait until I leave for college.
