Ashton: hey, where's my bandana?
You: its in th-
*calum walks in with no pants*
You: calum out some pants on please
Calum: why should I?
You: becau-
Ashton: hello? The bandana..
You: right.. It's in the-
*michael walks in*
Michael: sorry I finished the vegemite... How does my hair look? Messy?
You: it's- UGH CALUM PUT ON YOUR SHIRT
Calum: but come on! It's more comfortable
You: PUT IT ON
Ashton: WHERES THE BANDANA?!
You: ITS IN THE BATHROOM GOD DAMNIT
Ashton: no I want my red one!!
*throws pillow in Ashton's face*
*he falls over*
You: are you ok ash?!
Michael: he's fine but how is my hair? Just tell me!
Calum: that's it. PEACE MOTHERFUCKERS
*calum removes his underwear*
Luke: *breathes*
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE!!
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5sos Crap
FanfictionI give you the most pointless book you'll ever read Sounds good right? I know it does WARNING: if you read the word 5sos as "five Es oh Es " this book, this fandom, THIS DAY AND AGE is not for you 5sos related crap CREDS TO TUMBLR AND MY BRAIN ; se...