Luke: he wouldn't. He's a mother fucking kitten
Michael: get your head out of your fucking ass
Ashton: HES A LITTL FRICKEN BALL OF SUNSHINE HE WOULD NEVER!!Calum: *walks by you and slaps your ass* wow baby, almost as hot as mine
*gets naked and walks away*

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5sos Crap
FanfictionI give you the most pointless book you'll ever read Sounds good right? I know it does WARNING: if you read the word 5sos as "five Es oh Es " this book, this fandom, THIS DAY AND AGE is not for you 5sos related crap CREDS TO TUMBLR AND MY BRAIN ; se...