if you invited 5sos to your toddlers birthday party,
Calum would be the one hitting the pin at with a tutu on looking pretty dumb
Ashton would be carrying toddlers in both arms around like an airplane
Michael would be in the corner having a tea party and eating candy while little girls mess with his hair
And everyone else would be running away cuz Luke is a 30 foot giant
DU LIEST GERADE
5sos Crap
FanfictionI give you the most pointless book you'll ever read Sounds good right? I know it does WARNING: if you read the word 5sos as "five Es oh Es " this book, this fandom, THIS DAY AND AGE is not for you 5sos related crap CREDS TO TUMBLR AND MY BRAIN ; se...