Son: dad, what's for dinner?
Michael: pizza.
Daughter: dad what are you packing us for lunch?
Michael: pizza
Son: dad I'm sick
Michael: just eat some pizza.
Daughter: dad I broke my leg!
Michael: rub some pizza on it
Daughter: dad I'm on my period
*michael jumps out window*
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5sos Crap
FanfictionI give you the most pointless book you'll ever read Sounds good right? I know it does WARNING: if you read the word 5sos as "five Es oh Es " this book, this fandom, THIS DAY AND AGE is not for you 5sos related crap CREDS TO TUMBLR AND MY BRAIN ; se...
