"You want me to go shopping? What's on the list?"
"Okay let me read this over... Beer, pizza, cheese puffs..."
"No Michael I'm not taking my top off onstage"
"Why? Because that's fucking flashing our fans, I'll make the headlines"
"Ashton. No we are not having a funeral for your broken sunglasses"
"Calum , eat your noodles"
"What the fuck? We had pizza last night guys"
"More beer, mini pizzas, vegemite..."
"NO I wont take my top off now Michael!"
"Luke stop watching the Kardashians and come help me bake a cake for Calums birthday"
"Don't show me that finger.... dick"
"GET AWAY FROM ME ALL OF YOU, IM NOT TAKING MY TOP OFF"
"Mom can you come pick me up? I'm scared"
Moral of the story don't join 5sos if your a girl .
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5sos Crap
Fiksi PenggemarI give you the most pointless book you'll ever read Sounds good right? I know it does WARNING: if you read the word 5sos as "five Es oh Es " this book, this fandom, THIS DAY AND AGE is not for you 5sos related crap CREDS TO TUMBLR AND MY BRAIN ; se...
