3) drunk text (him to you)

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3) drunk texts.
Soda: (I know he doesn't drink but this is just for the preference)
Him: ' HEYYYYY PRIIINCESS KEEEP THE BED WARMM FOR MEE WEN II GET HOMEE! ITS FRRZIN ;)'
You: 'soda are you drunk?'
Him: no wat mak uu say tat?
You: ill see you when you get home silly goose, don't get hurt:)

Two bit:
Him: I CANTT FND MAH PHONE BAE
you: are you sure sweetie?
Him: OH MY GOSH GUESSSSS WAT!
You: what?
Him: I find ittt:3

Dallas:
Him: I don'tt wantt to bee wit youuu
You: what?!
Him: I wannt to bee on youh
Him: an prettty sonn In you

Darry:
Him: youuu need toolo come gettt mer
You: are you drunk? Where are you?
Him: mahhhhbe
You: where are you?
Him the DX wifh stevveee
You:I'll be right over. Stay there.

Pony:
Him: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: baby it's 3 am what in the world do you want?
Him: youuu. But I can'tttt have u :( cuz you on the othher side of townn
You: are you drunk?
Him: alittl,eee
You: goodnight pony, have a good time with that hangover of yours that will start in a couple hours, love you ;*

Steve:
You: you're late for dinner!
Steve: sowwwyyy ima on mah way to narnnnia!
You: are you drunk?
Steve: noooo wat mak u fink that?
You: one question: where do you live?
Steve: innnn a overgrowwwn mushroom innn a smurfff villageee

Johnny:
Him: BAAAABE CONE TO TE LOTTT
you: uhmm Johnnycake I'm sorry to say but I sitting right next to you.
Him: nun uh!!!!!!!!
You: yes we're in the Curtis house. Look up.
Him: ohhhhhhh

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