IM SO EXCITED!! I got my boyfriend Leeyum Painnn a gift while he was at work today! He's gnna love me so much for this!!! "I'm home. Sadly.." he said. "Oh Em Geee. Babe you're homeee!!". I yelled. "Yea that's what I said before stupid" "I got yew a gift LeeLee". I handed him a box. He opened it and gasped. It was a turtle!!!! "isn't it perfect. I know u like ur turtles!". "I HATE IT. IT'S A DARN TORTOISE. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!(Xfactor moment).AND GET OUT OF THE REST OF MY HOUSE TOO!!". He yelled furiously. He was sooo cute when he hated meeee. Weren't we perfect together? I walked out the door and yelled "bye girl. Byee";

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