Me: Hi Paul! Where are you-
Paul: *walking outside the door* To the store! Watch the boys!!
Me: What?
Louis: Paul is gone?
Me: Well he said-
Louis: Boys!! Paul is gone!!!
Me: No, actually he just-
Zayn : Hey!! Have you seen my mirror?!!
Me: No Zayn, I haven't
Niall: Ugh!! I'm hungry!!!
Zayn: My mirror!!!
Me: Zayn just-
Liam : Help please!! Harry is naked in my room...again!!
Me: Harry!! Put some clothes on!!
Niall: Im dying!!! Im hungry!!!
Liam : Louis and Harry are touching in my room! Oh My God!
Me: Harry!! Leave Louis alone!
Louis: No, its fine.
Niall: Im calling the pizza guy
Zayn : I want my mirror!!
Liam : Hi guys! *doing
Twitcam*
Me: Niall, PUT. THE. PHONE. DOWN. Liam, GET. OFF. TWITCAM. NOW!! Zayn, in my purse, there's a mirror, take it!! Louis and Harry, watch some TV guys.
*some strange noises coming from the TV*
Me: Harry, Louis!! Turn that off!!!
Louis: But you told us to watch TV...
*bell rings*
Niall: That is the pizza, its £20
*opens door*
Me: here you are *handing money*
Pizza guy : Well, you look tired, maybe you wanna hang out sometime?
Me: You just did not say that...
*everything goes silent*
Pizza guy: Is that a yes?
Liam: Hey guys *to twitcam* i gotta go but before, lets get #byebyepizzaguy trending!
Harry: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
Louis: SHE'S MINE!!!
Zayn: Hey honey, I already have the name for our first daughter.
Niall: You just did not say that
*minutes later Paul walks in*
Paul: Hey how was-
Paul: Why is the pizza guy gagged to the chair?
Me: Long story...
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