I walked into Nandos all swaggaliciously (it's a word). I looked all hawt and stuff right now. I sat at a table and a blonde guy sat next to mee!! "Girllll. U look spicier than this chickennn!! I'm Niall" "Well Niall. You're a lucky guy. I'm Alyssa" I said giving him a sexy (more like creepy) wink. I picked up one of his fries and he slapped it outta my hand. "NO ONE TOUCHES MAH FEWD!!". He yelled. "GIT OUT. GIT!!" he said motioning to the door. "UR LOSS SISTERR!!" I yelled licking my finger, putting it on my hand and making a sizzle sound as I backed away.
NOTE: No babe. In case ur asking. I'm not mental. Just ...creative. Yea that's the word
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