In math class.....
Teacher: Mr Singh ordered 40 pieces of chicken for $2.30 each. How much did he pay?
Me: HAHAAA! Nobody can eat that much
*Niall at drive through in Nandos*
Niall: Umm yeah. I'd like 40 pieces. Don't hold back bitch, I'm going to count it all!
*sowwy if this sucked. I'm just soaking up wifi in the mall and there's this adorable American boy sitting right here. And his accent is ADORABLE! So my mind was not working 100% when I wrote this. His name is Zachary btw ;)
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