If you sat by One Direction in math...
Harry: *nudges you* Hey, baby, I can't memorize the digits of pi, but I can memorize the digits of your phone number, *winks*
Niall: Are you trying to say that Johnny had five apples and Suzy ate two? How can you just sit there and ask me how many Johnny has left?! What kind of b**** thinks it's okay to take a man's food like that!
Louis: Hey teacher, I don't know much algebra but I do know Y your X doesn't want you back. To begin with, you should give your grandma her cardigan back.
Zayn: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thy Romeo? Oh wait, this isn't English. Sorry, the mathematics that is life is not my best subject.
Liam: *teacher asks Liam what is 2+2* Well, 2+2 carry the 1 then multiply it by 17 - it from 40 then add another 6 then square it by 750 and change the 2s to 3s then you get 6 then subtract 2 and you get 4!
Teacher: Wait what?
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