The guys on opposite day :D
Paul: LIAM! Get off the table and put some clothes on!
Liam: All my life I've been good but now, Oooooooh I'm thinking what the hell!
Paul: Language, Liam! Language!
Paul: Niall, would you like some food? You haven't eaten in two days...
Niall: Two days? That long? I feel fine!
Louis: HEY, GIRLS I'M STRAIGHT! COME AT ME!
Harry: *On Phone* So, you're 13? That's hot...
Paul: Harry, stop- Zayn! You stink! Have you even combed your hair today?
Zayn: Chill, Pauly. I'm growing it long... And it's more natural not to use deodorant, brutha.
Paul: Oh, god...
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