18. Terribly Different

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A couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, but the husband had something on his mind.

"There's something that's always bugged me about the children," he said. "I can't help noticing that out of our eight kids, Ben looks different from all the others. I know it's a terrible thing to ask, but does he have a different father?"

The wife couldn't bear to look him in the eye. "Yes, it's true," she admitted. "Ben does have a different father from the other seven."

The husband's heart sank. Fighting back tears, he said: "You have to tell me. Who is Ben's father?"

She looked at him sorrowfully and said: "You."

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